Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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