I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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