Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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