As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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