She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Damn victory sex feels great
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