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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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