Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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