So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
40s are totally the cure
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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