this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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