so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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