The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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