no, he came in my armpit
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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