All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
soo... how was my night?
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