you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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