It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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