The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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