On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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