I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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