Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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