Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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