I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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