If that was your dad, he is hot
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
