Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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