is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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