All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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