Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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