I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
