You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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