they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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