i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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