Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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