There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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