I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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