just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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