YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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