Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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