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• (571): View more from Virginia

  so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  it's like iHOP with fire

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• (432): View more from Texas

  Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line

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• (619): View more from California

  Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.

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