Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
smell my finger.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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