I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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