if you like me you must not know who I am
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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