There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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