They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
this will be a night to untag.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
