Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
