dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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