Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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