She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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