Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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