stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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