I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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