I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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