bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
