You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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