we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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